Crow: Woo! This is going to be the best Homecoming bonfire ever!

Mike: Burn the satanic checker board!

Tom: I thought only witches danced around fires?

Mike: It depends on what you are burning.

Crow: If you are a witch, then you burn wood from a sacred grove each Beltane.

Mike: If you are a paranoid Christian, then you burn witches.

Tom: [In a British accent] And what do we burn besides witches? More witches!