Series One:

October 5, 1969 - January 11, 1970

1. Whither Canada

• It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
• Famous deaths
• Italian lesson
• Whizzo butter
• It's the Arts
• Arthur Two-Sheds Jackson
• Picasso/cycling race
• The funniest joke in the world

2. Sex and Violence

• Flying sheep
• French lecture on sheep-aircraft
• A man with three buttocks
• A man with two noses
• Musical mice
• Marriage guidance counsellor
• The wacky queen
• Working-class playwright
• A Scotsman on a horse
• The wrestling epilogue
• The mouse problem

3. 12B: How to recognize different types of trees from quite a long way away

• Court scene (witness in coffin, Cardinal Richelieu)
• The larch
• Bicycle repair man
• Children's stories
• Restaurant sketch
• Seduced milkmen
• Stolen newsreader
• Children's interview
• Nudge nudge

4. Owl-stretching time

• Song: And did those feet
• Art gallery
• Art critic
• It's a man's life in the modern army
• Undressing in public
• Self-defence
• Secret Service dentists

5. Man's crisis of identity in the latter half of the twentieth century

• Confuse-a-Cat
• The smuggler
• A duck, a cat, and a lizard (discussion)
• Vox pops on smuggling
• Police raid
• Letters and vox pops
• Newsreader arrested
• Erotic film
• Silly job interview
• Careers advisory board
• Burglar/encyclopaedia salesman

6. It's the Arts

• Johann Gombolputty.... von Hautkopf of Ulm
• Non-illegal robbery
• Vox pops
• Crunchy frog
• The dull life of a City stockbroker
• Red Indian in theatre
• Policemen make wonderful friends
• A Scotsman on a horse
• Twentieth-century vole

7. You're no fun any more

• Camel Spotting
• The audit
• Science fiction sketch -- alien Blanc Manges turn people into Scotsmen so as to win Wimbledon

8. Full frontal nudity

• Army protection racket
• Vox pops
• Art critic - the place of the nude
• Buying a bed
• Hermits
• Dead parrot
• The flasher
• Hell's Grannies

9. The ant, an introduction

• Llamas
• A man with a tape recorder up his nose
• Kilimanjaro expedition
• A man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
• Homicidal barber
• Lumberjack song
• Gumby crooner
• The refreshment room at Bletchley
• Hunting film
• The visitors

10. Untitled

• Walk-on-part in sketch
• Bank robber
• Trailer
• It's a tree
• Vocational Guidance Counsellor
• The first man to jump the Channel
• Tunnelling from Godalming to Java
• Pet conversions
• Gorilla librarian
• Letters to Daily Mirror
• Strangers in the night

11. The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra goes to the bathroom

• Letter (lavatorial humour)
• Interruptions
• Agatha Christie sketch
• Literary football discussion (Jimmy Buzzard Interview?)
• Undertakers film
• Interesting people
• Eighteenth-century social legislation(heter den ej)
• The Battle of Trafalgar
• Batley Townswomens' Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
• Undertakers film

12. The Naked Ant

• Falling from building
• Spectrum
• Visitors from Coventry
• Mr Hilter
• The North Minehead by-election
• Police station (silly voices)
• Upperclass Twit of the Year
• Ken Shabby
• A partypolitical broadcast on behalf of the Wood Party

13. Intermission

• Intermissions
• Restaurant
• Advertisements
• Albatross
• A police constable near Rottingdean
• Me Doctor
• Historical impersonations
• Quiz programme - Wishes Probe-around
• Stonehenge
• Mr Attila the Hun
• Psychiatry - silly sketch
• Operating theatre (squatters)

Series Two:

September 15, 1970 - December 22, 1970

14. Dinsdale

• Face the Press
• New cooker sketch
• Tobacconists (prostitute advert)
• The Ministry of Silly Walks
• Ethel the frog

15. The Spanish Inquisition

• Man-powered flight
• The Spanish Inquisition
• Jokes and novelties salesman
• Tax on thingy
• Vox pops
• Photos of Uncle Ted (Spanish Inquisition)
• The semaphore version of Wuthering Heights
• Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp
• The semaphore version of Wuthering Heights
• Gunfight at OK Corral in Morse code
• Court scene (charades)

16. Untitled

• A bishop rehearsing
• Flying lessons
• Hijacked plane (to Luton)
• The Poet McTeagle
• Psychiatrist milkman
• Complaints
• It's the mind

17. The Buzz Aldrin Show

• Architect sketch
• How to give up being a Mason
• Insurance sketch
• The Bishop
• Living room on pavement
• Poets
• A choice of viewing
• Chemist sketch

18. Live from the Grillomat

• Live from the Grill-o-Mat snack bar Paignton
• Blackmail
• Society for Putting Things on top of Other Things
• Escape (from film)
• Current affairs
• Accidents sketch
• Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
• The man who is alternately rude and polite
• Documentary on Ken Clean-Air System

19. School Prizes

• It's a Living
• The time on BBC 1
• School prize-giving
• if - a film by Mr Dibley
• Rear Window - a film by Mr Dibley
• Finian's Rainbow (starring the man from the off-licence)
• Foreign Secretary
• Dung
• Dead Indian
• Timmy Williams interview
• Raymond Luxury Yacht interview
• Registry office
• Election Night Special

20. The Attila the Hun Show

• The Attila the Hun Show
• Attila the Nun
• Secretary of State striptease
• Vox pops on politicians
• Ratcatcher
• Wainscotting
• Killer sheep
• The news for parrots
• The news for gibbons
• Today in Parliament
• The news for wombats
• Attila the Bun
• The Idiot in Society
• Test match
• The Epsom furniture race
• Take Your Pick

21. Archaeology Today

• Trailer
• Archaeology Today
• Silly vicar
• Leapy Lee
• Registrar (wife swap)
• Silly doctor sketch (immediately abandoned)
• Mr and Mrs Git
• Mosquito hunters (Hank and Roy Spim)
• Poofy judges
• Mrs Thing and Mrs Entity
• Judges

22. How to recognize different parts of the body

• How to recognize different parts of the body
• Bruces
• Naughty bits
• Mr St John Pole-vaulter interview
• Cosmetic surgery
• Camp square-bashing
• Cut-price airline
• Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the first heart transplant
• The first underwater production of Measure for Measure
• The Death of Mary Queen of Scots
• Exploding penguin on the telly
• There's been a murder
• Europolice Song contest
• Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong (song)

23. Scott of the Antarctic

• French subtitled film
• Scott of the Antarctic
• Scott of the Sahara
• Fish licnece
• Derby Council v. All Blacks rugby match
• Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth Amateur Gynaecologists

24. How not to be seen

• Conquistador coffee campaign
• Repeating groove
• Ramsay MacDonald striptease
• Job hunter
• It all happened on the 11.20 from Haighnault to...(continue)
• Mr Neville Shunte
• gavin Milarrrrrrr(rs not counted)
• Film director (teeth)
• City gents vox pops
• Crackpot Religions Ltd
• How not to be seen
• Crossing the Atlantic on a tricycle
• Interview in filing cabinet
• Yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy
• Monty Python's Flying Circus again in thirty seconds

25. Spam

• The Black Eagle
• Dirty Hungarian phrasebook
• World Forum
• Ypres 1914 - abandoned
• Art gallery strike
• Ypres 1914
• Hospital for over-actors
• Gumby flower arranging
• Spam(The green midget cafe)

26. Royal Episode 13

• The Queen will be watching
• Coal mine (historical argument)(at Glandarrog)
• The Toad elevating moment
• Commercials
• How to feed a goldfish
• The man who collects birdwatcher's eggs(Mr Mental)
• Insurance sketch
• Hospital run by RSM
• Mountaineer
• Exploding version of The Blue Danube
• Girls' Boarding school
• Submarine
• Lifeboat (cannibalism)
• Undertaker's sketch

Series Three:

October 19, 1972 - January 18, 1973

27. Whicker's World

• Court scene - multiple murderer
• Njorl's saga
• Court scene (Viking)
• Stock Exchange report
• Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion visit Jean-Paul Sartre
• Whicker's Island

28. Mr and Mrs Brian Norris' Ford Popular

• Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow
• Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company
• How to do it
• Mrs Niggerbaiter explodes
• Vicar/salesman
• Farming Club
• Farming Club Special - The Life of Tschaikovsky
• Trim-Jeans Theatre
• Fish-slapping dance
• World War One
• The BBC is short of money
• Puss in boots

29. The Money Programme

• The Money Programme
• There is nothing quite so wonderful as money (song)
• Erizabeth L
• Fraud film squad
• Salvation fuzz
• Jungle restaurant(Betty Bailey's expedition)
• Apology for violence and nudity
• Ken Russell's Gardening Club
• The Lost World of Roiurama
• Six more minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
• Argument Clinic
• One more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus

30. Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror

• Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
• Anagram quiz
• Merchant banker
• Nature Documentary
• Mary recruitment office
• Bus conductor sketch
• The man who makes people laugh uncontrollably
• Army captain as clown
• Gestures to indicate pauses in a televised talk
• Neurotic announcers
• The news with Richard Baker (vision only)
• The Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent film

31. The All-England Summarize Proust Competition

• The All-England Summarize Proust Competition
• Everest climbed by hairdressers
• Fire brigade
• Our Eamonn
• Party Hints by Veronica Smalls
• Language laboratory
• Travel agent
• Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)

32. The war against pornography

• Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign
• Gumby brain specialist
• Molluscs - live TV documentary
• The Minister for not listening to people
• Tuesday documentary/children's story/party political broadcast
• Apology (politicians)
• The official naval expedition to Lake Pahoe
• The silliest interview we've ever had
• The silliest sketch we've ever done

33. Salad Days

• Biggles dictates a letter
• Climbing the north face of the Uxbridge Road
• Lifeboat
• Old lady snoopers
• Storage jars
• The show so far
• Cheese shop
• Philip Jenkinson on Cheese Westerns
• Sam Peckinpah's Salad Days
• Apology
• The news with Richard Baker
• Seashore interlude film

34. The Cycling Tour

• Mr Pither
• Clodagh Rogers
• Trotsky
• Smolensk
• Bingo-crazed Chinese
• Jack in a Box

35. The nude man

• Bomb on plane
• A naked man
• Ten seconds of sex
• Housing project built by characters from nineteenth-century English Literature
• M1 interchange built by characters from Paradise Lost
• Mystico and Janet - flats built by hypnosis
• Mortuary Hour
• The Olympic hide-and-seek final
• The Cheap-Laughs
• Bull-fighting
• The British Well-Basically Club
• Prices on the planet Algon

36. Henry Thripshaw's Disease

• Tudor jobs agency
• Pornographic bookshop
• Elizabethan pornography smugglers
• Silly disturbances (the Rev. Arthur Belling)
• The free repetition of doubtful words sketch, by an underrated author
• Is there?
• The man who says words in the wrong order
• Thripshaw's disease
• Silly noises
• Sherry-drinking vicar

37. Dennis Moore

• Boxing Tonight - Jack Bodel v. Sir Kenneth Clark
• Dennis Moore
• Lupins
• What the stars foretell
• Doctor
• The great debate
• Ideal Loon Exhibition
• Off-Licence
• Prejudice

38. A Book at Bedtime

• Party Political Broadcast (choreographed)
• A Book at Bedtime
• Redgauntlet
• Kamikaze Highlanders
• No time to lose
• Frontiers of Medicine
• BBC programme planners
• Unexploded Scotsmen
• Spot the Looney
• Rival documentaries
• Dad's Doctors (trail)
• Dad's Pooves (trail)

39. Grandstand

• Thames TV introduction
• Light Entertainment Awards
• Dickie Attenborough
• The Oscar Wilde sketch
• David Niven's fridge
• Pasolini's film The Third Test Match
• New brain from Curry's
• Blood donor
• International Wife-swapping
• Credits of the Year
• The dirty vicar sketch

Series Four:

October 31, 1974 - December 5, 1974

40. The Golden Age of Ballooning

• Ferdinand Zeppelin

41. Michael Ellis

• Department Store
• Buying an ant
• At home with the ant and other pets
• Documentary on ants
• Ant communication
• Poetry reading (ants)
• Toupee
• Different endings

42. The Light Entertainment War

• Up Your Pavement
• RAF banter
• Trivializing the war
• Courtmartial
• Basingstoke in Westphalia
• Anything Goes In (song)
• Film trailer
• The public are idiots
• Programme titles conference
• The last five miles of the M2
• Woody and tinny words
• Show-jumping (musical)
• Newsflash (Germans)
• When Does A Dream Begin? (song)

43. Hamlet

• Bogus psychiatrists
• Nationwide
• Police helmets
• Father-in-law
• Hamlet and Ophelia
• Boxing match aftermath
• Boxing commentary
• Piston engine (a bargain)
• A room in Polonius's house
• Dentists
• Live from Epsom
• Queen Victoria Handicap

44. Mr Neutron

• Post box ceremony
• Teddy Salad (CIA agent)
• Conjuring Today

45. Party Political Broadcast

• Most Awful Family in Britain
• Icelandic Honey Week
• A doctor whose patients are stabbed by his nurse
• Brigadier and Bishop
• Appeal on behalf of extremely rich people
• The man who finishes other people's sentences
• David Attenborough
• The walking tree of Dahomey
• The batsmen of the Kalahare
• Cricket match (assegais)
• BBC News (handovers)